Happy Holidays

Hair Cuts Are THE WORST

  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. (Via dlisted)

I Wanna Live In A Condominium (and Eat Rice and Make Tacos)

Someone please tell me what this lady is doing.  Does she have friends?  Or a conscience?  Or a mirror?  If we choose to ignore that she has painted her face, has cheetah ears on her head, and is crawling through her potted garden as though it is a jungle instead of an apartment on the [...]

Things I Love: Radiohead and Bad Movies (OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD)

Radiohead is my favorite band.  Most of you know that.  When In Rainbows (aka the best album in the history of albums) came out, I listened to it on repeat for about 4 months.  One of their great older songs is called “Fake Plastic Trees” – I bet a lot of you have heard it before. [...]

Beer Bitches 4

So I was watching Disturbia Girl…still (except this time she was singing Miley Cyrus), when I saw a related video entitled “boob trick.”  Naturally, I had to click on it.  And it was awesome. You know you wish you were friends with that girl.

Oh Hot Damn, This Is My [Car Seat] Jam

This kid isn’t your mom’s rapper…he’s your unborn child’s rapper.  I swear, he’s the next big thing…but then he’ll probably pee on a girl a la R. Kelly and go to jail.  Be sure to check out 2:30 (probably the biggest dance move since the Soulja Boy dance or Disturbia Girl if I have any [...]

Every Kiss Begins With Blanche (and Rose and Dorothy and Sophia)

Being one myself, I have somewhat of a special attachment to the Golden Girls.  They are saucy, sexy, and pretty much the all-around best.  That is why I have chosen this item as my ideal Christmas gift:   That is the bomb right there.  Name one person that doesn’t want that.  Guess what, you can’t, [...]

Things I Love: The Price Is Right

First of all, I have not blogged in AGES.  I know you missed me.  So I think I’ll go a little overboard tonight.  Happy Kwanzaa!!  (Side note, what the hell is Kwanzaa??) Secondly, I ADORE “The Price Is Right.”  I mean, who doesn’t?  It’s pretty much impossible to not play along at home on a sick [...]

Maybe it went to her head?

So Beyonce is crazy. Officially. With the release of her new album on November 18 (I am…Sasha Fierce), Beyonce has publically announced her desire to be known as Sasha Fierce. Really? Really Beyonce? Beyonce isn’t a good enough name for you anymore? Really? Apparently she was on the View and she was discussing Sasha and [...]

Does Anyone Else Tear Up At This?

I probably shouldn’t ask that question.  I know the only person who will answer yes it my dad, so why do I even bother?  I just wanted to let you know that I adore movies and that the man who cut this youtube clip is an absolute, incontrovertible genius. Let the waterworks begin: (Via BestWeekEver)