Let’s all take a moment to consider hoods. They keep your head warm, can sometimes be fashionable, and generally belong on articles of clothing such as jackets, sweatshirts, and even vests worn in cold weather.
Now I would like you to contemplate thongs. Made [in]famous by one of my favorite musical artists (lie), Sisqo, thongs are generally uncomfortable, unnecessary, and only used to attract mates (right? Isn’t that what they’re used for?).
And finally, meditate on this:
Really? Really. This is a real article of clothing. People buy it. It is the worst. Let us combine two clothing accessory-type items that aren’t truly essential EVER and make it into one awful piece of shit outfit and describe it as “one of the most progressive, functional, temperature-controlled pieces of fashion around.” ”Temperature-controlled.” What does that even mean?! I’ll tell you what it doesn’t mean – hood thong. A hood thong is not temperature controlled.
But wait, there’s more! (After the jump):
American Apparel, my favorite store for ultra-tight, gold glitter pants, “vintage” eyewear my grandpa would have worn, and porn-like advertisements is now carrying this wonder:
I don’t…I don’t want this leotard. Leotards are not comfortable. I can’t imagine what this “Tank Thong” must feel like.
Thong-inspired clothing is definitively the worst.
(via Urban Outfitters Blog)
Filed under: Clothing/Fashion, Fail Tagged: | clothing, Fail, fashion, hood, thong
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