What Is It With People And Inanimate Objects?!

Well, you know you missed me.  And guess what, there have been some AWFUL THINGS occurring on the internet since we last talked.  Most of them involving more inanimate objects. If you’re afraid of Orca Whales, or sex, or inflatable things, or anything, really, don’t watch these next videos.     Is that kind of [...]

HIATUSSSS!! (+ Bicep In Your Face)

Hi all – First, Michael lost “The Worst” Challenge.  I have decided I will be picking out an outfit for him at Ragstock, making him wear it on campus, and videotaping the whole thing (that one got the most votes).  What’s really funny about it is that I received a text from him yesterday in which [...]

I Lied, Buy Me THIS For Valentine’s Day

    Yup.  That is where it’s at. (Via Buzz Feed)

Buy Me This For Valentine’s Day

My ideal V-day:  Sitting at home, alone, in front of the fire with two large bowls.  Not that kind of bowl – the first is filled with shells and cheese and the second is spilling over with the chocolatey, fat-filled lava that is ice cream (after it’s been microwaved for a good 12 seconds).  Johnny [...]

You Can Put Your Hand Under the Brick, And It’ll Work!

Billy Mays is ridiculous.  He is a caricature of himself.  This fact is emphasized by the hundreds of re-dubs of his infomercials found on YouTube.  There are a lot of ingenious ones (Want to buy some blue balls?), but I have to say this one is my favorite:     Like the high school kids that spend their time [...]

This Is Something Everyone Needs To Know About (Lie)

I received a tip from my friend Mary the other day, only to find out that the video she sent me had already been posted on Videogum and I had somehow missed it.  Clearly, I’m not living up to my own “I’ve Read the Whole Internet TWICE” standards. In any case, the ONE THING I [...]

Google Suggests…I Am Extremely Terrified of Chinese People?

I could probably spend hours bumming around Buzz Feed.  There’s so much random stuff to look at!  In between all the Christian Bale mash-ups (this is a seriously good techno song, I’ll have to tell IHUC about it…also I hope someone gets the joke I just made) and Drunk Kid mash-ups and Christian Bale/Drunk Kid mash-ups, [...]

This Woman Is Too Cheap For Botox

I decided the cuteness theme needed to be stopped.  I hate Valentine’s Day, as any self-respecting lady should, so why should we be cute in the month of Frebruary?  Down with cute, up with “Facercizing”!!     Screw that, lady.  Go get some Botox already.  Everybody’s doing it.  Remember those “relaxation techniques” we used to [...]

When This Lad Goes By, All the Lassies Shout, “Hello!”

Videogum feeds my craving for cute things, such as this video of a Scottish lad singing about “troozers” and dancing around green landscapes:     Well, now I obviously have to go to Scotland and videotape myself imitating that.  What else is new.  All in a day’s work.

Michael: You Are The Worst, And You Are GOING DOWN

As many (none) of you have noticed, my [un]faithful blogging partner has not blogged in months.  Plural.  This blog has only been in operation for a total of three months, so that is truly saying something.  Michael, I am declaring you The Worst.  Get your shit together. In any case, I propose a challenge:  If [...]