I could probably spend hours bumming around Buzz Feed. There’s so much random stuff to look at! In between all the Christian Bale mash-ups (this is a seriously good techno song, I’ll have to tell IHUC about it…also I hope someone gets the joke I just made) and Drunk Kid mash-ups and Christian Bale/Drunk Kid mash-ups, Buzz Feed posted this on their Twitter and I couldn’t stop laughing. It’s true, there have been TONS of times when I’m typing in some search inquiry and a totally random prompt comes up causing me to ponder the future of humanity.
This one was probably my favorite (look at the last option):
You sure know what I’m looking for, Google!
So then I decided to try it out for myself (I may or may not have spent a full hour doing this). Some of my favorites, after the jump:
(We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.)
(I AM a pirate, how did you know?!)
(How COULD she slap?)
(We are not the same, I am a martian.)
(I wrote an awful poem. Also, I wrote haikus about cannibalism in your yearbook.)
(When I get married I’m going to ask Google why I did it.)
AND FTW:
(I love women so much I am one. Straight to the point.)
Feel free to post your own finds in the comments!!
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It might be a stretch, but I’m betting that the “You are a pirate” search is related to this site. For full effect, watch until your eyes bake, or you have a seizure.
http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf
Oh God that’s going to be stuck in my head FOREVER…and Limewire?! What the hell??
HAHAHAHA funny
the you are a pirate is from lazy town. there are a few flashes of the song.
theo ones with the full version are better
oh and limewire comes from pirating music.
“You are a pirate” is a song from the kids’ show Lazytown. There have been numerous silly videos made for it. Look it up on youtube or wherever, it’s catchy as hell~