After Publishing This Post, I Have Officially Reverted Back To Middle School Age

So remember when you used to look at websites like ebaumsworld and stuff like this was what you laughed at all day?  Oh, what, yesterday?  Yeah, me too. Anyway, I stumbled across this website the other day, which chronicles The Worst of the worst wedding mishaps (cakes, terrible dresses, crossdressing wedding parties) and I can’t [...]

Remember That Time I Made Fun of You For Going to RIT? Sorry About That.

Today I found a video that kind of (really, really) makes me want to date a nerd:     That is one of the coolest things I have ever seen.  And heard.  Is it bad that I just left that video playing a couple times today and had a rave in my underwear to the [...]

I Now Declare Today National Talk Like the Ying Yang Twins Day

I hate the show “Cribs” on MTV.  It so far pales in comparison to VH1′s “Fabulous Life Of…” that I hardly pay any attention to it all.  But, considering the entire internet has thrust this excerpt of  the Ying Yang Twins episode of “Cribs” (with translation) upon me today, I figured I should watch it. [...]

I Think My Eyeballs Just Exploded From Cute

If you haven’t seen this video by now then you clearly don’t own a computer.  Your step-dad forwarded this to me about nine times already.  I know lately I’ve been straying towards rather…different individuals, but I just couldn’t stay away from the cute for very long:     Those ears!  The hugging!  The fluffy fury [...]

Try Not Giving A Fuck

There are countless stupid internet videos uploaded to the Holy Grail that is the Tube every day.  Yet, among the Roomba cats, Kittens Inspired By Kittens, and other cat-related media…there are farcical phoenixes rising from the ashes to create comedic gold.  My new favorite is Jon LaJoie, who just so happens to embody every single [...]

The King of the YouTube Nutters

Hey [non-existent] readers of The Worst!  Remember that time I talked about YouTube nutters…yesterday?  Well, today I found the king of them all.  THE KING. His name is Mr. Pregnant, and he is the absolute worst.  His channel has over 308 videos, including such hits as “Lady in Red,” “Me Myself and Chicken,” and, of [...]

I Kissed A Lobster And I Liked It

There are some downright NUTTERS on YouTube.  Also there are 13-year-old girls who sing Taylor Swift songs and make your ears bleed:     Yum, that was simply irresistible.  But my favorite definitely has to be her well thought out, fun for the family rendition of Katy Perry’s, “I Kissed A Girl”:     (Thanks [...]

Mmmm Mash-ups!

A lot of you have probably seen these already (the second I saw them I FB spammed them to your mom), but that doesn’t mean they don’t deserve a place on The Worst.  I’m talking, of course, about the fantastically inappropriate Thomas the Tank Engine mash-up internet meme!  Biggie Smalls FTW below:     (A [...]

Don’t Wear Leather Pants to My Grandmother’s

Yeah, I’ve been gone for forever, I know I know sue me.  I was on a mother fucking boat.  I’ve had a lot going on in my life, but this is no place for that!  This is simply a place for hood thongs and making fun of Gwenyth Paltrow. While I was gone, though, I [...]