(808): “No, He Came In My Armpit.”

By now, I’m sure you have all heard of Fmylife, quite possibly the biggest time waster since Facebook.  If you haven’t, you are not in college, and you are not reading this blog (no one not in college reads this blog).  If not, it’s a site where people talk about how much their lives suck, [...]

“The Most Hideous Boy In the World Has the Ball”

Before I start on my usual quest of reading and re-reading the entire interwebnet, I thought I’d put on a little mood lighting and take us back a bit.  Some of you (most of you, I hope) have probably heard of Wizard People/Dear Reader.  The phenomenon was first introduced to me by my friend Helen [...]

Welcome Back, Kotter

Uh…hi.  This is awkward.  Loot at me, shuffling my feet.  I’m sorry I stopped talking to you for awhile.  But I mean, come on guys, it’s not like I’M the creepy guy who turned out to be a rapist.  That was all you.  ALL YOU. Anyway, now that we’re reacquainted and back to being BFFLssss, [...]