What Is It With People And Inanimate Objects?!

Well, you know you missed me.  And guess what, there have been some AWFUL THINGS occurring on the internet since we last talked.  Most of them involving more inanimate objects. If you’re afraid of Orca Whales, or sex, or inflatable things, or anything, really, don’t watch these next videos.     Is that kind of [...]

When This Lad Goes By, All the Lassies Shout, “Hello!”

Videogum feeds my craving for cute things, such as this video of a Scottish lad singing about “troozers” and dancing around green landscapes:     Well, now I obviously have to go to Scotland and videotape myself imitating that.  What else is new.  All in a day’s work.

Pug Love Part 2

In high school I dated a guy named Mark for awhile.  It was he who exposed me to the absolute glory and joy that is pugs.  Today, Mark outdid himself by finding two of the best pug videos I have ever seen. One:     If that’s how pugs party, sign me UP. Two:   [...]

These Guys Went To Your High School

These guys went to your high school.  They danced with your best friends and probably tried to make out with your mom.  Then they effed with your principal without him noticing.  You know what, they went to my high school, too.  Because these guys went to EVERY HIGH SCHOOL. And them fucking with the principal [...]

Oh Hot Damn, This Is My [Car Seat] Jam

This kid isn’t your mom’s rapper…he’s your unborn child’s rapper.  I swear, he’s the next big thing…but then he’ll probably pee on a girl a la R. Kelly and go to jail.  Be sure to check out 2:30 (probably the biggest dance move since the Soulja Boy dance or Disturbia Girl if I have any [...]