Paula Deen is Now TRYING to Give You a Heart Attack

You all know Paula Deen – she’s the version of Martha Stewart/Rachel Ray that puts mayonnaise on her deep fried, battered, butter-coated EVERYTHING recipes.  Well, now she may have crossed the line from giving you a simple heart attack to giving you a FATAL heart attack that will kill you TWICE:     How do you even come [...]

How the Fuck Do We Posed to Keep Peace?

Lately there’s been an influx of YouTube videos dedicated to deceased friends.  Mr. Chi-City of course takes the cake, but this is definitely a runner-up:     Not only do I expect all my friends to band together after my departure from this earth and write a rap song, but I DEMAND that they put [...]