I Now Declare Today National Talk Like the Ying Yang Twins Day

I hate the show “Cribs” on MTV.  It so far pales in comparison to VH1′s “Fabulous Life Of…” that I hardly pay any attention to it all.  But, considering the entire internet has thrust this excerpt of  the Ying Yang Twins episode of “Cribs” (with translation) upon me today, I figured I should watch it. [...]

This Woman Is Too Cheap For Botox

I decided the cuteness theme needed to be stopped.  I hate Valentine’s Day, as any self-respecting lady should, so why should we be cute in the month of Frebruary?  Down with cute, up with “Facercizing”!!     Screw that, lady.  Go get some Botox already.  Everybody’s doing it.  Remember those “relaxation techniques” we used to [...]

Douche: 2, Not Douche: 0

That score is only according to my blog though, the score should probably be much higher on the douche side: I don’t even know what to make of this.  I feel as though this video is as misguided as Tracy Jordan’s solid gold shoe purchase on “30 Rock” (you would expect a hyperlink for that, [...]

I Wanna Live In A Condominium (and Eat Rice and Make Tacos)

Someone please tell me what this lady is doing.  Does she have friends?  Or a conscience?  Or a mirror?  If we choose to ignore that she has painted her face, has cheetah ears on her head, and is crawling through her potted garden as though it is a jungle instead of an apartment on the [...]

Things I Love: Radiohead and Bad Movies (OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD)

Radiohead is my favorite band.  Most of you know that.  When In Rainbows (aka the best album in the history of albums) came out, I listened to it on repeat for about 4 months.  One of their great older songs is called “Fake Plastic Trees” – I bet a lot of you have heard it before. [...]

It Is Fun For Myself And You Just Have To Hear

There are some amazing beatboxers out there.  This is not one of them: What possesses someone to put something like this on the internet?  I choked on my own spit and laughter tears while watching it.  This video is CHOKING people. (Via Videogum)

Hood Thong: Making You Uncomfortable Since 2008

Let’s all take a moment to consider hoods.  They keep your head warm, can sometimes be fashionable, and generally belong on articles of clothing such as jackets, sweatshirts, and even vests worn in cold weather. Now I would like you to contemplate thongs.  Made [in]famous by one of my favorite musical artists (lie), Sisqo, thongs [...]

Republican Fail

Like we really needed more proof Republicans are the worst: “Ileana, is your refrigerator running?”