(808): “No, He Came In My Armpit.”

By now, I’m sure you have all heard of Fmylife, quite possibly the biggest time waster since Facebook.  If you haven’t, you are not in college, and you are not reading this blog (no one not in college reads this blog).  If not, it’s a site where people talk about how much their lives suck, [...]

This Kid Is That Guy You Took Home Last Night

I got my wisdom teeth taken out last summer and I was on Oxycodone for like a week.  I remember babbling about So You Think You Can Dance? a lot and I know I watched Casper like four times, but I wasn’t half as bad as this kid:     You may think I’m going to [...]