Buy Me This For Valentine’s Day

My ideal V-day:  Sitting at home, alone, in front of the fire with two large bowls.  Not that kind of bowl – the first is filled with shells and cheese and the second is spilling over with the chocolatey, fat-filled lava that is ice cream (after it’s been microwaved for a good 12 seconds).  Johnny [...]

Don’t Move To Bangladesh

I didn’t preface that video for a very specific reason.  Can you figure it out?  It’s because I wanted you to stare at your screen and literally shout, “What the fuck?!”  Because that is exactly what I did. Apparently it’s a commercial for a Christian charity of some sort.  I just think it’s a head [...]