“And the Lesbians Get It, Too…Do You?”

We all knew the dykes settle their disputes using switchblades, but I had no idea the gays were so distracted by acrobatics.     Absolutely genius.  The next time I go to a gay wedding I’m bringing an air horn. (Via Videogum)

I Wanna Live In A Condominium (and Eat Rice and Make Tacos)

Someone please tell me what this lady is doing.  Does she have friends?  Or a conscience?  Or a mirror?  If we choose to ignore that she has painted her face, has cheetah ears on her head, and is crawling through her potted garden as though it is a jungle instead of an apartment on the [...]